var q = new Array(["It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain. - Murphy"],["Would you put your brain in a robot body?"],["I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of 10 bears! - Marco"],["Quit being a bitch and pill me up! - Dr. Quinn"],["Hesh wants married sex! - Hesh"],["Save it for Queen Dopplepopplous! - Murphy"],["Opps, dart in your neck! - Sparks"],["My butter churn est ghets stooolen! - Amish Dave"],["Charges will be filed, if and when we return from this idiotic mission. - Dr. Quinn"],["Let's eat the hell outta some pills. - Random Orphans"],["You people find that oven. Or die trying. You hear that Stormy - die. - Murphy"],["If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea."]); var n=Math.floor(Math.random()*q.length); document.write(q[n]);